ICE Agents Celebrate Memorial Day By Deporting Immigrant WW2 Veterans

It may be Memorial Day, but not everyone has taken the day off.

This Memorial Day, ICE has taken up the noble effort to write historical wrongs in American history. During WW2, approximately 300,000 foreign-born individuals served in the U.S. Armed Forces. However, of those 300,000, only around 100,000 were granted citizenship.

That’s right, up to 200,000 free-loaders have been occupying American cementaries!

Well, not anymore! President Donald Trump spoke today at Arlington National Cemetary, where he announced the reversal of the non-American burial policy.

“For far too long our great American cemeteries have been allowing the entry of criminal illegal aliens. Some even have tattoos. I am proud to announce today that these MS-13 illegals will be dug up and deported at once, thanks to the great work of our heroic ICE Agents. No longer, will the American-born ghouls and ghosts haunting veteran cemeteries have to live in fear.” Trump declared to thunderous applause.

ICE Agents then began scouring Arlington National Cemetary with shovels and pickaxes to begin their arduous mission.

Democratic leadership was quick to voice their objectives for the new ICE mission. Shortly after Trump’s speech, Sen Chuck Schumer (D-NY) stated on X:

“While I believe the United States needs to rid its cemeteries of criminals and bad actors, especially those who engage in anti-semetic protests, we must ensure these corpses have the right to due process. The Trump administration today has yet again displayed their commitment to chaos and disregard for the legal protocols these deportations require.”

Tom Homan, Director of Enforcement and Removal Operations, stated that the task will take months to complete and cost roughly 5.5 billion dollars, but that “you can’t put a price on the safety of deceased Americans”

However, the operation has already hit some bumps in the road, as described by one ICE Agent:

“A lot of these illegals were buried with their weapons, so it’s a dangerous job needless to say. My partner and I were digging up this one grave in which the illegal was carrying an M1 rifle. Luckily, I was able to put a few bullets in him before he had the chance to kill me.”

Of the 200,000 illegal veteran remains, 250 have already been dug up and shipped to CECOT, a high-security detention center in El Salvador. However, some cemetery visitors say they already feel safer.

“I’m no longer scared to visit my father,” says Amanda Mayfield, daughter of WW2 Veteran Patrick Mayfield.

“I’m not a racist, and I don’t think President Trump is either. He’s not deporting the good immigrant veterans, just the criminal ones. I finally feel safe in my own country again.” Mayfield said of the deportations.

Trump already views the operation as a massive success and has stated he’s “proud to make room for plenty new dead American soldiers.”