Supreme Court Rules 'No Takesies Backsies" For Asian Migrants Deported To Costa Rica

Tensions between the United States and Central America continue to grow.

Since the beginning of President Donald Trump’s second term, approximately 200 immigrants from Asian countries have been deported to Costa Rica, including 80 children.

However, the government of Costa Rica is not pleased with the actions of the Trump administration:

“They just keep dropping them off by boat, we don’t know what the fuck to do with these people,” said Costa Rican President Rodrigo Chaves Robles.

“We’ve tried everything; Beating them, imprisoning them, burning them. There are just too many. I’m sick of it,” Robles continued.

The Costa Rican counterinitiative, which was announced last Monday, included plans to load the 200-something migrants back onto Costa Rican ships, to be dumped onto the shores of Naples, FL.

The plan, however, was cut short as the US Supreme Court made an extrajudicial ruling on the situation the day following the announcement. The ruling, delivered by Justice Brett Kavanaugh was succinct, yet powerful:

“Nuh uh, no takesies backsies.”

The Costa Rican President was quick to respond with a double-dog dare to revoke their decision, aimed at Justice Kavanaugh.

Kavanaugh, a seasoned pro in international diplomacy, responded “Take all our Asians or your mother gets an abrasion.” Kavanaugh’s response set off a heated back and forth between the representatives of the two nations.

President Robles: “That’s not a thing.”

Justice Kavanaugh: “Yeah, says who?”

President Robles: “Loser says what.”

Justice Kavanaugh: “What?”

President Robles: “Haha, you lose. Now take these Asians loser.”

Justice Kavanaugh: (revealing hand from behind back) “My fingers were crossed numb nuts.”

President Robles: (revealing both hands from behind back) “Well my fingers we’re double-crossed.”

Justice Kavanaugh: “That doesn’t mean squat. You’re just a loser.”

President Robles: “I know you are but what am I?”

The international crisis continues to escalate, with the UN expected to vote on the matter within the coming week. In the meantime, Asian migrants wait patiently unsure if they’ll end up in a United States or Costa Rican maximum security prison.