Trump Releases Alien Files, Pardons Threxil Varnak - Doer Of Evil
Amid a remarkable day in the Oval Office, President Donald Trump has signed an executive order calling for the declassification and release of all “UFO, UAP, and alien-related” documents.
“This is something that a lot of people have been waiting for, for a long time. There’s a lot of things people will be seeing that I think will surprise a lot of folks,” said Trump as he signed the order.
The executive order gives federal agencies 90 days to make their records public. However, some documents have already been shared with the press, like those relating to the “Roswell Incident.”
The Trump administration has released earth-shattering documents that show that in 1947, first contact was made between the United States government and an alien race in Roswell New Mexico. The incident occurred when Threxil Varnak - Doer of Evil, a fugitive from the galactic government, crash-landed near a US Army Airfield.
According to the documents, Varnak was taken into the custody of the US government. Days later, authorities of the galactic government landed in Roswell in search of Varnak, at which point President Truman was brought in to facilitate diplomatic relations.
One document released is a treaty signed by President Truman and Nymira Kethari, Secretary of Non-Integrated Planetary Relations for the galactic government. The treaty reveals that the US government signed a deal with the galactic federation to imprison Varnak in exchange for certain alien technological discoveries and a non-interference policy from the galactic government.
Threxil Varnak - Doer of Evil was sentenced to life imprisonment and charged with planetary genocide, premeditated homicide, galactic treason, identity fraud, bank fraud, tax evasion, money laundering, embezzlement, grand larceny by extortion, disorderly conduct, arson, crimes against life, crimes against peace, conspiracy to commit galactic insurrection, mass murder, trespassing on a US military base, grand theft spaceship, and spaceflight under the influence.
However, it appears Varnak will no longer be serving the remainder of his term. After almost 78 years in prison, Varnak has received a full pardon from President Trump.
The pardon was announced alongside the signing of the declassification executive order, at which point a newly freed Varnak entered the Oval Office to thank the president. Trump was asked by the press what caused him to issue the pardon:
“Well, it’s a terrible thing what happened. You have people like Threxil who were prosecuted by very corrupt people, very corrupt judges. The sentencing was very harsh, far harsher than any sentencing normally would be and should be.” Trump stated.
White House “pardon czar,” Alice Marie Johnson told Fox News that she believes “Threxil Varnak was persecuted for his conservative beliefs and admiration for President Trump.”
Critics of the administration claim that this pardon will “unleash untold suffering and destruction.” Former CIA agent John Pineto told the New York Times:
“This pardon essentially breaks the 1947 Los Alamos Treaty, meaning the galactic government will no longer have to abide by the long-standing non-interference policy; Not to mention the fact that Threxil Varnak is now free to enact levels of destruction and death never before seen on this planet. The galactic government will surely attempt to apprehend Threxil Varnak to stop his wake of destruction. I’m afraid the Earth will become the epicenter of a ferocious battle between galactic forces.”
At this time it is uncertain whether future alien-related pardons are on the table. Historians look forward to the further release of documents coming in the next 90 days.