White House Puts Iran War Decision Behind Paywall

This Friday, the Trump administration has unleashed their new revenue-collecting initiative for the federal government.

While Israel and Iran duke it out with missile bombardments, Western media patiently awaits the Trump administration’s decision to either join Israel’s fight or avoid another Middle Eastern war catastrophe.

Thus far, Trump has been coy in his responses when questioned on potential US involvement in the Iran War:

“I’m certainly thinking it might be a possibility that we might one day believe some action or another could be taken by the United States to maybe take a sort of military-type thing against Iran,” Trump told reporters onboard Air Force One, this Wednesday.

Now, it appears the Trump administration has finally released its long-awaited statement regarding US involvement in the ongoing conflict. However, there’s one minute caveat: The statement exists behind a newly implemented whitehouse.gov paywall.

The paywall requires one to pay a minimum of 150 units of Trump brand cryptocurrency, $TRUMP, which is the equivalent of approximately $1,400 USD.

But, it appears the rollout isn’t as smooth as planned. When Bluff tried to purchase access to the Iran War decision article, we were met with more obstacles in our way.

Our $1400 payment only gave us access to the first two and a half sentences of the article:

“President Donald J. Trump has never wavered in his stance. He’s keeping his pledge, made repeatedly, both in office and on the campaign trail. President Trump believes America…”

We were then met with another paywall prompting us to become “Premium whitehouse.gov” members, of which the minimum price was 1,000 $TRUMP or roughly $9,200 USD.

From there, we gained access to the rest of the introductory paragraph:

“…President Trump believes America should come first, but that we also have a commitment to our allies, and that we must take decisive action in our stance on the matters at hand.”

In order to progress past the next pay wall, we first needed to become “Level 5 Premium-Deluxe” members, which cost 15,000 $TRUMP or $139,350 USD.

We will continue to report on the Iran War decision statement once we receive our “Level 5 Premium-Deluxe” membership card, which is expected to arrive by mail in two weeks.

Trump reportedly views the whitehouse.gov paywall feature as a massive success, the proceeds of which will go to the Trump Presidential Museum.