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Hulk Hogan To Remain As Secretary Of Labor Following His Death
The famed former wrestling star and current Secretary of Labor, Hulk Hogan, has passed away at the age of 71.
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Delta To Begin Charging Additional Fee For Non-Flaming Flights
Delta Airlines has announced its plans to enact a bold new earnings strategy.
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ICE Officer Politely Waits For Food Truck To Finish His Order Before Deporting Cook
“It’s definitely going to be hard to find a new favorite lunch spot,” stated John Donahue, an ICE officer in Los Angeles, CA.
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Trump Seriously Beginning To Regret Molesting All Those Children
“If I’d known you guys were gonna make such a big deal out of this, I’d have hardly even molested those kids,” stated President Donald Trump, responding…
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Former Vice President Dick Cheney Tragically Found Alive At Age 84
Dick Cheney, 46th Vice President of the United States, was tragically found alive and well at his home in Wilson, Wyoming.
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Nelk Boys Continue Podcast Despite Growing Calls To Kill Themselves
The Nelk Boys, known for their podcast and popularity among late-20-year-olds still attending middle school, reportedly hosted Israeli Prime Minister…
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Sam Altman: 'AI Less Than 10 Years From Solving AI Driven Water Shortage'
Sam Altman, CEO of OpenAI, the company behind ChatGPT, believes artificial intelligence is only “a few thousand days” away from solving a pertinent…
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DOJ Finds Jeffrey Epstein Was Actually A Chill Guy Once You Got To Know Him
A review overseen by Attorney General Pam Bondi has concluded that the deceased financier Jeffrey Epstein was “actually a chill guy once you got to know…
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FEMA Now Just One Guy With Life Jacket, Rope
“We’re as committed as ever to helping people before, during, and after disasters," said Matthew Tillerman, the last employee of the Federal Emergency…
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Trump Already Eyeing Up 'Younger, More Attractive' Bill
This Thursday, Congress has passed President Donald Trump’s “big, beautiful’ bill.
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June 2025

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